NovelBonte Chapter 536, you are the bird
Chapter 536, you are the bird
Chapter 536, you are the bird
Xun or:! ! !
Gu Fang: "Good boy, finally came out!"
Snapped!
"Senior Sister! I was wrong!"
As soon as Xun Or opened the door, he saw Gu Fang sitting on the ground staring at him.
Xun Or, who reacted quickly, immediately closed the door and locked it behind him, holding the last magic talisman in his hand.
Don't say anything else, just admit your mistakes first.
Gu Fang at the door kicked the door angrily: "Dog! You made pills indiscriminately, you made me...you made me..."
She didn't continue after that, because she couldn't open her mouth, she couldn't say that I want to eat shit and drink urine now, right?
Gu Fanglian didn't bark at his junior brother, but called him a dog instead, which shows how angry she is.
Xun Yu's little heart was thumping, he was really afraid that his senior sister would come in and give him a lesson in love.
"Master... Senior Sister, what's wrong with you? Tell me, I don't want to die for no reason."
Bang!
Gu Fang raised her foot and kicked at the door again: "Stop talking nonsense, come out for me! You can't get out!"
Although I don't know what the consequences are,
But Xun Or knew that it was definitely not a good thing, otherwise Gu Fang wouldn't be so angry, and squatted at the gate of his mansion for a long time.
"Senior Sister, I know I was wrong. Also, you snatched up that pill yourself, so it's none of my business."
Xun Or wanted to cry, but he didn't want his senior sister to take the pill, but the senior sister didn't talk to him, so she swallowed the pill on the spot, he was wronged.
It might be better if Xun didn't say that,
As soon as he said,
Gu Fang suddenly jumped into a rage: "Are you dumb? Why didn't you persuade me at that time? You come out to me, and I will have a good talk with you."
How could Xun Yu dare to go out? If he went out, it would be tantamount to throwing himself into a trap and sending his face to be beaten.
He said cautiously: "Senior sister, you can't solve the problem even if you hit me, why don't you think of a way to solve the problem."
The sound of kicking the door stopped, and Gu Fang was silent for a while before speaking.
"You are right. You are the one who made the elixir. Come out and let's discuss how to solve it."
Xun Or swallowed his saliva: "Then I will come out, senior sister, you are not allowed to hit me."
Gu Fang calmly said, "Don't worry, I won't hit you, you said it too, hitting you won't solve the problem."
"I promise not to hit you, come out."
Xun Or hesitated for a while, and finally chose to go out. After all, he couldn't stay in the mansion forever. Besides, as a senior sister, he should keep his word.
"I'm out..."
Xun Or opened the door carefully, and slowly poked his head out...
then……
He is like being pulled out of a carrot,
Being pulled by the hair, Gu Fang pulled it out abruptly.
"Senior Sister! You said you wouldn't hit me."
Gu Fang smiled charmingly: "Hehehe~ Little Junior Brother, didn't anyone tell you that the more beautiful a woman is, the less trustworthy she is? Haven't you heard of the tigress in the Spirit Hall from Wen Sheng?"
Xun Or wanted to struggle again: "Senior sister, beating people won't solve the problem."
Gu Fang: "It's true that it can't solve the problem, but I'll beat you up first."
You made me want to eat shit now, it's hard to solve my hatred if I don't hit you!
"Senior Sister!! Can you stop slapping me in the face?"
Xun Or covered his face, he knew that he would not escape this disaster today, so he could only cover his face to save his handsome face from being hurt.
Doesn't Xun Yu have a bunch of body protection pills?
Yes, he has, but those body protection pills can only defend against gas condensation attacks.
Even if he had the foundation-building body protection pill, he didn't dare to use it.
He can guarantee that if he dares to use it, Gu Fang will beat him harder.
Gu Fang's fist hit Xun He mercilessly like rain.
On the surface, Xun Or screamed again and again,
But secretly glad in my heart,
It's a good thing that I learned the body-training exercises, and it's also a good thing that my senior sister didn't do anything heavy, otherwise I wouldn't even be able to get out of bed this month.
Gu Fang smoked a stick of incense, she was out of breath, dripping with sweat, and the anger in her heart disappeared a lot.
Naturally, she wouldn't beat him to death, no matter what, she was her junior, so she couldn't bear to beat her to death.
After breathing more freely, she sat down cross-legged.
"Tell me, how to solve it?"
Xun Or rubbed his bruised and swollen cheeks, and sat beside Gu Fang obediently and aggrievedly.
Obviously you were the one who rushed to eat, but now you blame me and hit me,
It's unreasonable.
Xun or put a label on Gu Fang as "unreasonable"
"Senior sister, if you let me solve the problem, you also have to let me know what the problem is?"
Gu Fang: "You don't know the problem with the elixir you refined yourself?"
Xun or shook his head.
Gu Fang took a deep breath: "I want to eat shit."
"what??"
Xun may be surprised,
Senior sister actually has such a habit, it's so disgusting...
In order not to be beaten, let's satisfy her.
"Senior Sister, this one isn't there, how about...I'll give you a lump now? It must be hot."
Gu Fang: (▼ヘ▼#)
Snapped!
Gu Fang held Xun Or's head and rubbed it vigorously on the ground.
Gritting his teeth, he said, "Are you really ignorant or are you pretending to be confused with me here! I only want to eat shit after taking your appetite pill! You have to find a way to solve it for me!"
"I know... I know, can Senior Sister let go? My face is going to disappear."
snort!
Gu Fang snorted and let go of her hand angrily.
Xun or touched his hot cheeks,
Fortunately, I have thick skin, otherwise it would be disfigured.
"Senior sister, the ordinary appetite pill has a three-day effect. The one I refined is a defective product, which only has a one-day effect. You just need to go back to sleep and you won't want to eat shit when you wake up."
Gu Fang stared at Xun He: "Really? No more appetite for shit?"
Xun Yu: "I won't do it......"
"it is good."
Gu Fang stood up and patted the dust off her hands: "I'll just trust you once, if you still have that appetite tomorrow, I will personally take care of you for the rest of your life."
Watching Gu Fang leave...
Xun Or swallowed involuntarily, because he wanted to beat him until he couldn't take care of himself.
"The appetite pill I made is only effective for one day. After one day, it should be fine."
muttered to himself for a while,
Xun got up and used his spiritual power,
The spiritual power flowed through the whole body, and all the scars on the body disappeared.
His injuries were only faked, body training and defensive skills made his skin as thick as a chopping board.
"In order to prevent my senior sister from beating me so hard that I can't take care of myself, I... I'd better run away!"
Xun Or decided that if Gu Fang's appetite hadn't disappeared tomorrow, he would carry a bucket and run as far as he could.
He still has a great time, but he doesn't want to be unable to take care of himself at a young age.
After thinking about retreating,
Xun Or walked happily to Shuge, moved the elixir and some miscellaneous things back to his mansion, and ate two elixir plants to satisfy his hunger.
After working for an hour, I moved the things back to the mansion.
It took another incense stick of time to pack the package, and dug a tunnel in a hidden location in the backyard along the way.
After the busy work, it is almost dawn,
Xun or took a small notebook to record the things he brought back.
"One hundred and one elixir, all ready. Three arrays, butt mirror, quilt, and a bird..."
"Huh? Bird? Where did the bird come from?"
"Cluck! You are the bird, and your whole family is all birds!"
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(End of this chapter)