Chapter 120 The Way to Take Off Pants
Chapter 120 The Way to Take Off Pants
Chapter 120 The Way to Take Off Pants
"I……"
The young man with glasses looked at the laptop lying quietly on the ground, and there were some small parts that were forced out beside it, and he was dumbfounded.
He just accidentally dropped the laptop on the ground, and could it be like this?
The young man with glasses quickly bent down to pick up the laptop, only to hear the sound of the inside of the computer slipping and falling, and his face turned black.
How the hell can this be fixed?
The young man in glasses hugged his laptop with tears in his arms, and was about to turn to Xiaobailian (Lu Yun) to fix his computer, when he suddenly found that all the people in the shop were smiling at him, and couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
He said something harsh just now, and now he turns around and asks others to help, isn't it too embarrassing?
Especially that big beautiful woman looked at him as if she was waiting to see a good show, and he couldn't bear to go in with that playful look.
The young man with glasses took a deep breath, looked at the few people in the store with no sadness or joy on his face, and said in a flat tone: "Did you see that? You messed with me, and it will end just like this laptop. Just wait and see." .”
He put down another cruel sentence and forcibly saved a little face. Then he endured his heartache, turned around and left quickly—anyway, man-made damage, even within the warranty period, will still cost money, so hurry up and find a computer shop to help Fix it, hopefully it will be fixed.
"This man is so strong, he's about to cry, and he's still trying to save face." Yin Yinyin couldn't help but blinked, she saw it today.
"It's quite a fake." Lin Xinghe nodded with a smile. If he didn't have a secretary, he would really be worried.
Lu Yun smiled helplessly: "Xinghe, you don't have to be afraid that that person is really a hooligan. It would be troublesome to annoy him."
"No." Lin Xinghe smiled, "You see, as soon as I called the police, he immediately snatched the phone back. How can he be as stubborn as he said? Obviously he is a big wolf."
Lu Yun also smiled, "It's a pity that he didn't bring the computer over for me to repair, otherwise he could make another fortune."
Lin Xinghe shrugged and said nothing.
The system compensated him more than 9000 yuan, which means that the computer was probably damaged. God knows if it can be repaired, and even if it can be repaired, it will cost a lot of money.
"You are too, why do you have nothing to do and join him as a friend?" Lu Yun gave his girlfriend another look.
"I'll help you make money." The pure short-haired girl looked aggrieved, "I didn't say anything to that guy. If I had the opportunity to play and eat chicken together, I was just perfunctory. How do I know that he still wants to chase me?"
Lu Yun said angrily, "Couldn't you have made it clear earlier?"
"Your and I's couple portraits are so obvious, I thought he saw it, and when he came to chat with me, my attitude was already very perfunctory, who knew he would chat endlessly? This morning he played boring routines again , I blocked him." The pure short-haired girl said helplessly.
"Change your signature to married when you get back!" Lu Yun glared at her.
"Oh." The pure, short-haired girl nodded obediently.
"Married?" Lin Xinghe couldn't help laughing and said, "Lu Yun, haven't you been talking for only [-] days?"
The pure short-haired girl asked curiously, "How do you know?"
Lin Xinghe laughed and said, "He should have confessed his love to you on April Fool's Day, right?"
"That's right, did Lu Yun tell you?" the pure short-haired girl asked.
"He..." Lin Xinghe was about to speak, but when he saw Lu Yun giving him wild winks, he coughed and said, "Cough, it's about the same."
Although the girl with pure short hair felt a little strange, she still didn't say anything.
"Huanhuan, help me go to Uncle Liu and ask him if he still has the [-] Direc set." Lu Yun said suddenly.
"Okay." The pure, short-haired girl nodded and left the shop.
After she went out, Lu Yun watched her go away again, he was relieved, turned his head and glanced at Lin Xinghe angrily, "Xinghe, you really dare to say anything."
"what happened?"
Lin Xinghe looked puzzled: "I didn't mean to say anything, I just wanted to say that you used to confess your love on April Fool's Day, so it's okay?"
"Why is it nothing?" Lu Yun rolled his eyes, "What I told my girlfriend is that I have never been in a relationship before, and she is my first love. If you say that, won't you expose me?"
Yin Yinyin couldn't help but look at him with contempt, heh, scumbag.
"What's the matter? Isn't it just a relationship, and it's not a crime." Lin Xinghe was speechless, "I also talked about it, you see, my wife doesn't care about it."
"You call that first love? You and your first love just held hands, right?" Lu Yun said angrily.
"Tch, but does your girlfriend even mind this?" Lin Xinghe asked doubtfully.
Lu Yun shrugged: "That's not true. The main reason is that I want to take the pure love route this year. The feeling of first love is even more exciting."
Yin Yinyin despised him even more, and secretly decided to keep her husband away from this guy.
"First love?" Lin Xinghe was speechless, "I have known you in college for four years, and every year you find a new girlfriend on April Fool's Day, at least several times?"
"Hehe, I mean this year's first love." Lu Yun chuckled, his skin as thick as a wall.
Lin Xinghe is convinced: (ノ#-_-)ノ
"Why did you confess your love on April Fool's Day?" Yin Yinyin couldn't help asking curiously.
"In case of being rejected, it can be said that I was joking just now, so I won't be embarrassed." Lu Yun explained casually.
Yin Yinyin is speechless, she has no sincerity at all, men are really big pigs!
"Really?" Lin Xinghe had a sudden thought: "Then you can confess your love on Ching Ming Festival, wouldn't it be more convenient?"
"What do you mean?" Lu Yun was stunned.
Lin Xinghe smiled, "If you fail to confess your love during the Ching Ming Festival, you can say: Ah, I'm sorry, I was possessed just now."
"..."
System handwriting: [You get 888 yuan, which can be used for Lu Yun's mental damage fee]
Lu Yun looked at Lin Xinghe with a depressed face: "I haven't seen you for a few months, and you suddenly chased after such a beautiful girlfriend. I thought you could talk, but I didn't expect you to be so speechless."
"I didn't chase, she chased me." Lin Xinghe said casually.
"Hehe, I don't even believe a full stop in what you said." Lu Yun rolled his eyes.
As far as Lin Xinghe is concerned, he is barely able to squeeze into the class of handsome guys. With his good looks, and his strong temperament of being lonely, I am afraid that he is able to chase after such a beautiful girl because he is rich. How could there be girls who are willing to chase after him? ?
"I didn't chase, she chased me"
Lin Xinghe said it again.
"Why did you repeat it again?" Lu Yun asked in amazement.
"Don't you even believe in a period? Didn't you realize that what I just said didn't have a period?" Lin Xinghe laughed.
"..." The corner of Lu Yun's mouth twitched slightly, and he said angrily, "I don't believe even a single punctuation mark!"
"I didn't chase after her, she chased me," Lin Xinghe said again.
"It's true that I chased him." Yin Yinyin couldn't help but take the initiative to speak, she couldn't bear the nonsense of these two people, it was too watery.
Lu Yun was slightly startled, and suddenly came over and pulled Lin Xinghe aside, turned his back to Yin Yinyin, and whispered to each other, "You can do it, your girlfriend is a real goddess at first glance, she has more temperament than those nerdy goddesses, It stands to reason that the biggest intersection between you and this kind of goddess should not be 'drink more hot water, haha'? You taught her [Harmony] to be like this? Teach me?"
"..."
Lin Xinghe was speechless, he laughed and said, "I'll teach you a way to make your goddess take off her pants."
"What?" Lu Yun's eyes lit up.
"Two words are enough." Lin Xinghe said casually.
"Two words?"
"You ask: Are you there?" Lin Xinghe said with a smile: "I guess she said: I'm going to take a shower, so why don't you just take it off?"
"..."
System handwriting: [You get 888 yuan, which can be used for Lu Yun's mental damage fee]
Lu Yun's face darkened.
Lin Xinghe patted him on the shoulder, "I won't charge you tuition, just give me a little cheaper later."
"Forget it." Lu Yun rolled his eyes speechlessly, picked up a list from the counter and handed it to Lin Xinghe, "I've already selected it for you, do you think these are okay?"
"Let me see."
Lin Xinghe picked up the list and scanned it quickly.
The budget for one set of computers for Yin Yinyin is about 18600 yuan, while one set of computers for him and Chi Hongye is 9500 yuan, and two sets are 19000 yuan.
A simple solid wood computer desk for couples plus a combined bookshelf is 1860 yuan, and a single solid wood computer desk is 1150 yuan.
Three ergonomic office chairs cost 2380 yuan each.
Add these things together, which is 44740 yuan.
"What seems to be missing?"
Lin Xinghe thought for a while, then turned to ask his wife: "Come and see, did you forget something?"
"What's missing?" Yin Yinyin took a closer look, and suddenly said, "By the way, I have to print the contract today, and you forgot to buy a printer."
"Oh, yes, printer." Lin Xinghe then remembered it and smiled at Lu Yun: "Just pick a multi-function laser printer. Don't forget the paper and ink."
"Okay, I'll erase the change for you, and it's [-]." Lu Yun nodded, "Although the ones I chose for you are not the most cost-effective, but in a short period of time, there will be no better ones. "
"Well, that's about it."
Lin Xinghe nodded with a smile, took out his mobile phone, and said, "I'll transfer the money to you now, just find someone to deliver it to me tonight."
"it is good."
After Lin Xinghe paid the 20 bill, his deposit was emptied at once. He transferred [-] yesterday, and now he spends another [-]. It's really a waste of money.
However, fortunately, I met that pretender named Ren Yan, who made more than 1 yuan for no reason, and helped him recover a wave of blood.
"Well, it's past ten o'clock."
Lin Xinghe checked the time, and there was no delay, so he pulled Yin Yinyin and smiled at Lu Yun: "We still have to go to the nearby shopping mall, let's go first."
Lu Yun nodded and suddenly said: "By the way, weren't you in the same company as Zhang Minglu? He kept asking me if I had your contact information. I thought you were unemployed and didn't want to irritate you, so I didn't give it to him. Do you want to tell him now?"
PS: (Hello brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, I am celebrating the holiday today, do you have pocket money for me?)
(End of this chapter)
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