NovelBonte Chapter 106 I Didn't Expect You To Be Such A Zhao Yun
Chapter 106 I Didn't Expect You To Be Such A Zhao Yun
Chapter 106 I Didn't Expect You To Be Such A Zhao Yun
Speaking of this, Jiang Yijun also understood that Lu Bu's question about the car should be out of the question.
So after writing down "no car" in the notebook, move on to the next question: "So do you have a job?"
"Yes!" Lu Bu also knew that there was no advantage in the previous two questions, so he also felt embarrassed.But for the third question, Lu Bu finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh, what is that?"
"I delivered food." Lu Bu looked proud.
"Deliver, delivery person?" Jiang Yijun thought he heard wrongly. Although delivering food is also a job, you, Lu Bu, a nine-foot-tall man and one of the best heroes in the King's Continent, actually went to deliver food.Immediately, Jiang Yijun was a little discouraged, and asked feebly: "So, how did you deliver food?"
Lu Bu shook Fang Tian's painted halberd next to him, and looked at Jiang Yijun.
"Hey, you are not going to deliver food with Fang Tian's painting halberd, are you? Let me go, this is not a food delivery, but a door-to-door robbery!"
"How come? I just hung the takeaway on Fang Tian's painting halberd, and then opened it and delivered it to the customers." Lu Bu patiently explained.
"This is not just a door-to-door robbery, but a door-to-door destruction of the house!" Jiang Yijun was shocked. Which company hired such an unreliable delivery guy? The guest bears the risk of house destruction and death, "Lu Bu, are you sure that your boss is running a restaurant, not selling insurance behind the scenes?"
Regarding the latter sentence, Lu Bu didn't know why, but the former sentence was still clear: "It's just using the move of the demon god descending into the world. The power has been controlled, and it will not cause any loss."
"Oh, if that's the case, then Lu Bu, you can buy two takeaways and let's chat while eating." Jiang Yijun looked up at the clock hanging in Xiaojun's dating agency, and felt that it was almost time for dinner.And since there is a free resource in front of you, why not use it for nothing!
"That's fine." Lu Bu raised Fang Tian's painted halberd, walked outside under Jiang Yijun's curious eyes, and then jumped away directly with the Demon God's Avatar, but as Lu Bu said, the power was indeed well controlled , Not even the dust on the ground was stirred up.
"Hey, if Lu Bu could divert his combat IQ into his pursuit of Diao Chan, he would have embraced the beauty a long time ago." Jiang Yijun sighed, and wrote the words "delivery delivery" in his notebook .Then he tapped his forehead with a pen, thought about it carefully, and wrote another line under "Delivery", and wrote the words "IQ is offline".
"No, except for the muscles, this looks like a real dick! I'd better follow up and find out more about it." Jiang Yijun put down his pen, called Xing Lian, and asked Lu Bu what he was doing now. Where.
When Xing Lian told Jiang Yijun Lu Bu's location, he couldn't help guessing: "Oh, Xiaojun, are you taking over Lu Bu's job?"
Jiang Yijun on the phone side didn't speak, and Xing Lian didn't care, but continued: "Xiaojun, if you didn't speak, it's likely to be fine. Congratulations, Xiaojun, you have received the King's Continent The most difficult task for the old moon."
"I didn't feel Xing Lian's congratulations at all." Jiang Yijun twitched the corner of his mouth, and seemed to see Xing Lian's gloating expression in front of his eyes, "Besides, didn't I grow old all because of you?!"
"It's because of me, but I told you a long time ago that you don't want to take jobs in the bachelor's club." Xing Lian said earnestly.
"I don't want to pick it up either! But there's nothing I can do if someone comes to my door." Jiang Yijun was also a little helpless, "Besides, I have already promised Lu Bu to help him."
"..." Xing Lian paused, "Well, there's nothing I can do about it. However, as a hero who specializes in love, I would like to remind Xiaojun. The breakthrough point for this kind of thing is naturally the woman's side, but the man's side is here You have to make corresponding changes, otherwise, even if you become this melon, it won't be sweet. And ask Lu Bu again, if there is any rival in love, this is also very important!"
"Thank you, Xing Lian. I will pay attention!" Jiang Yijun naturally heard Xing Lian's sincerity at this moment, but still teased a little, "Xing Lian, didn't you say you don't care about this matter?"
Xing Lian on the other side of the phone blushed when he heard this, and finally said: "So, I don't take care of it directly. I'm just telling you the method, don't think too much!"
"I didn't think too much about it." Jiang Yijun was amazed, but as soon as the words came out, he realized that something was wrong. Sure enough, a pink lightning struck Jiang Yijun directly from the outside.Although Xing Lian missed Jiang Yijun deliberately because he was still lying on the hospital bed yesterday, but even so, Jiang Yijun was taken aback.
Then Xing Lian shouted on the phone with a voice that could break the eardrum: "You're welcome, Xiaojun. This is my gift for you to go out!" After speaking, before Jiang Yijun could reply, he hung up the phone.
Jiang Yijun rubbed his ears and put down his phone: "So, why is Xinglian so angry?"
Of course, Jiang Yijun didn't think about it carefully, and launched the star chase according to Xing Lian's prompt just now, and found Lu Bu in a few breaths.
At this time, Lu Bu had already bought the takeaway, and just as he said, he hung the two takeaways on Fang Tian's painting halberd.
And what is he doing?Jiang Yijun took a closer look and found that Lu Bu was using his nine-foot height to help several children take down the kites hanging from the tree.
"Thank you uncle!" The children thanked Lu Bu very politely.
"Uncle?" Lu Bu scratched her, "I don't look that old, do I?!"
"But you look like an uncle!" said a straight-hearted child holding a kite.
Lu Bu spread his hands helplessly, "Forget it, you can call them whatever you want. By the way," Lu Bu patted his head, "Ah, I still have takeaways to deliver." After speaking, he picked up Fang Tian Hua Ji began to use a weakened version of the devil to come to the world and rush forward.
Jiang Yijun touched his chin, and said to himself: "It's not useless, is it?" Then Jiang Yijun returned to Xiaojun's dating agency before Lu Bu rushed back.In terms of speed alone, few people in Jiang Yijun's star chasing could keep up.
Then Jiang Yijun and Lu Bu sat opposite each other and began to eat takeaway.Then Jiang Yijun followed Xinglian's reminder and started a new round of understanding.
Jiang Yijun pointed at Lu Bu with his chopsticks: "By the way, Lu Bu, do you have any rivals in love?"
"Yes," Lu Bu put down his chopsticks, and then stretched his hand towards Fang Tian's painted halberd next to him, "That's that guy Zhao Yun. So this is one of the reasons why I asked Xiaojun to help you, after all, I heard that you and Zhao Yun are Good buddy, can you let Zhao Yun back out?"
"Pfft," Jiang Yijun couldn't help but spit out the food.In fact, if you want to be surprised, you may not be surprised, because after all, Diao Chan often calls "Brother Zilong" there very affectionately. Although it is only in the game of Glory of Kings, it probably won't happen if you change it to King's Continent. how much difference.
One is poor and the other is rich and handsome.No matter how you think about it, this combat power is not at the same level!
And it is said that men chase women across the mountain, while women chase men through layers of gauze.Does Jiang Yijun want to dig a mountain, or is it as simple as poking a window paper?Obviously I will choose the latter!So, Lu Bu, in this situation, why don’t you just go to bed!Don’t worry, you’re not the only one who’s single—I, a senior month-old man, don’t have a girlfriend yet!
In the end, Jiang Yijun had only one response to Lu Bu's request—a big fool is a big fool.Knowing that Zhao Yun and I are good buddies, if Zhao Yun also likes Diao Chan, then naturally he will do his best to match Zhao Yun, then he is obviously a hero in the King’s Land, but the background setting that comes with him is exactly the same as Passerby A, no, Not as good as a passerby!Jiang Yijun remembered the local tyrant passerby that Di Renjie punished before.
Thinking of this, Jiang Yijun simply put down his chopsticks, completely ignoring Lu Bu's bewilderment, and directly turned on his phone and called Zhao Yun: "Hi, Zilong, how are you!"
"Xiaojun, do you need my help with anything?" Zhao Yun was very enthusiastic. At this time, he was also eating and answering the phone.
Listen, one is someone who wants to help me, but the other is begging me for help.Jiang Yijun thought so, of course he didn't stop talking: "Zilong, I heard you are chasing a girl?!" Jiang Yijun deliberately didn't say Diaochan's name, so as not to irritate Lu Bu.
"what?"
"Hey, would you like me, a senior Yue Lao, to help you? Don't worry, we brothers, we won't charge you." Jiang Yijun was very enthusiastic.
Zhao Yun didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Xiao Jun, you are really good. You introduced A Li to me before, and now..." Zhao Yun put down his chopsticks, "But, Xiao Jun, don't worry—I won't be single either. Actually , I am quite envious of you, Xiaojun. When I go out every day, all kinds of beautiful girls are chasing after me, which makes me unable to do my work. Although I know that those girls just like me purely, but sometimes Their enthusiasm also annoys me a little." Before he knew it, Zhao Yun began to pour bitter water on Jiang Yijun.
Although Jiang Yijun is not as unpopular with girls as Zhao Yun said, he has also enjoyed being chased by girls - that was when he offended Xing Lian or Sun Shangxiang. They picked up the guy and chased him, while he was Run ahead.
But the speaker has no intention, but the listener has the heart.In Jiang Yijun's view, Zhao Yun is simply moaning for nothing, full men don't know hungry men hungry, poisonous chicken soup for capitalists.
Jiang Yijun unilaterally hung up the phone, leaving Zhao Yun confused.
"Lu Bu, it's impossible for Zhao Yun to withdraw voluntarily. But I will fully support you in embracing the beauty!" Jiang Yijun took back his phone and held out his palm.
And Lu Bu also stretched out his hand to hold Jiang Yijun, with an excited expression on his face: "Okay, then please Xiaojun! Then what are we doing now?"
"Now," Jiang Yijun calmed down and glanced at the takeaways on the table, "Now let's eat first!"
"Oh!" Lu Bu also sat down again and began to eat.
In the past, at school, I didn’t think it was a big deal to order a 20 yuan takeaway.Now stepping into work, ordering a 16.8 takeaway is too expensive.This is probably the difference between the student party and social people!
(End of this chapter)