NovelBonte Chapter 235 Don't Try!
Chapter 235 Don't Try!
Chapter 235 Don't Try!
Back home, He Zhi's days were very peaceful, just like the village, without any waves.
Either go to the field to see the situation, or to clear the road.
Near the end of the new year, every household in the village used to send people to repair the roads, roads, and roads, and clean them all up.
But in the past two years, somehow, this matter has fallen.
It's more than just thinking that it's okay anyway, cleaning up the road, benefiting oneself and others, why not do it.
During the cleaning process, he even remembered a skill of his own, which is the skill called athlete's foot max, which does not grow any grass.
For this biochemical skill, it is more than just driving it to walk all the roads in the village after the repair. shape.
Although this season is full of dead grass, it doesn't affect him at all.
"You can't wait for spring, hahaha!"
Not only did he let out a second-year-old laugh, which made the noble grandpa and the others who were sitting around look sideways at him.
"Xiaozhi, what's the matter?"
"who knows……"
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Not only did we not clear all the roads in the end, there were too many, especially the roads on the mountain, where weeds were taller than people in many places, and many trees had already grown and could not be restored.
He didn't force it, these roads were cleared, and how many people could walk, it would be fine if the main roads in the village were cleared for a few days.
This year's Spring Festival is very early. After returning from Yao Ye's place and cleaning the road for a few days, there are only three days left before the New Year.
But whether it is in the village or the town, it is still the same as usual, but there are more pedestrians, probably returning from working outside.
"There is no feeling of Chinese New Year..."
"What kind of New Year's feeling do you want?"
Du Zi also came back yesterday, he lives in the town, so he came to play with him on the pretext of coming to the town to buy something.
Hearing so much emotion, this guy turned a little disgusted and complained.
Although he agrees with what He Zhi said, it is not that the taste of the year is less, but that they have grown up, and the happiness that was easy to obtain when they were young is no longer satisfied. The year is still that year, and the people who taste the taste are different. But he said that the taste of the year is less.
"Of course it smells like fried cow dung!"
The two looked at each other with wretched smiles.
Then they went out together and bought a lot of cannon-breaking, cannon-wiping, sky-rats, and sky-blasting thunders.
When I was young, I could only buy one or two boxes. Now that I have money, I just buy all kinds of stuff and have fun. And it’s the New Year, so no one will say anything because of these roars.
Then the two left the town, and there was a burst of bombardment.
Especially Hong Tianlei, when thrown into the paddy field, the mud can be blown up for more than ten meters, and if it is a little closer, it goes without saying.
After another loud explosion, Du Zi looked at He Zhi with some disgust and said, "Don't you think this is particularly stupid?"
"Well, I think..."
"Then let's go buy some more?"
"Makes sense..."
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Then the two idiots started their return journey, heading for the town.
"I'll wipe it, look what this is!"
"Niu~, didn't you just now?"
"Are you still smoking without looking at it? It must have happened just now."
"Then what are you waiting for, while it's hot!"
On the way back, they actually discovered a top-quality item.
cow dung!
It was still warm, and it must have been pulled by a passing cow.
"Is there still Thunderbolt?"
"I am searching!"
He Zhi rummaged through the bag and found two more, so he handed one to Du Zi, but Du Zi snatched them both.
"Double happiness, do you understand?"
More than just a serious expression, the left corner of the mouth is raised, and the eyes are slanted, you are really bad!
Duzi intertwined the fuzes of the two thunderbolts, hoping that the interval between explosions would be as short as possible, and then stuffed them into a certain hot cow dung, only a little bit was exposed, and then turned on the ignition, and ran away.
It's more than the same, if you didn't run just now, you wanted to watch the moment of ignition, but if you don't now, you'd be a fool.
With two thunderbolts as detonators, the power of the cow dung bomb is beyond imagination.
Fortunately, Hong Tianlei is not a fuze like firecrackers. It takes about half a minute from ignition to explosion, which is enough for them to escape from the battlefield.
"I wipe, more than that, you slow down, it's almost there!"
Du Zi's belly was getting bigger and bigger, and he couldn't run far enough, but he never dared to stop until he felt that the distance he had run was almost reached, so he quickly called out He Zhi to make this guy stop.
Not only did he turn around to look at the distance, but he felt that it was almost the same, so he turned back and walked towards Duzi.
"There seems to be something wrong, why hasn't it exploded yet?"
Time is walking and talking, it seems that more than half a minute has passed!
Then I heard a "Boom!" and a roaring sound.
Just as He Zhi and Du Zi wanted to applaud, they heard a roar. The two looked at each other, and trotted in tacit understanding. They didn't slow down until they turned a few turns and they were about to reach the town.
"So what, stomach, what did we do today?"
"Uh... let's go for a walk!"
"Did you hear or see anything?"
Duzi shook his head for a while, "No!"
The two of them had a tacit understanding. Although they didn't dare to look at each other just now, the two guys still knew what was going on. They had done this before, and there were many such situations.
Not only do I remember the worst time, when they just lit up and ran, there was a man passing by on a bicycle, and the speed was not slow.
Then, the sound of the explosion made passers-by tremble and almost rode into the field, but fortunately, their reaction quickly stabilized.
In the end, before he could be happy, an unknown object hit his face with a bang, and he smelled it before he could react from the pain...
Then the bicycle became unsteady, and a dog ate shit and fell down...
Really dog eat shit! ! !
Not only Du Zinahui and Du Zinahui were still young, but when they saw this situation, they hurried up to admit their mistakes, but they were dragged to meet their parents, and they lost money and apologized.
After returning home, He Zhi once again tasted the taste of mixed doubles.
"Well, stomach, shall we go back and have a look?"
To be honest, I feel more than a little uneasy, after all, I made it myself.
"you sure?"
More than a little uncertain, he was silent for a while, and then decided to check the situation, it would be bad if he hurt someone.
Du Zi didn't stop them either. They were here to be happy, not to hurt others.
They didn't go far before they saw the person involved. As for why they could be sure, they just had to look at the situation on that person.
However, he was more than relieved, there was nothing serious, and he went up and told some of the truth, such as hearing his children playing with cannons and blowing up people, so he didn't feel relieved to come over and have a look.
Du Zi almost rolled his eyes when he heard this...
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(End of this chapter)