NovelBonte Chapter 1202 It's Impossible to Eat Everything
Chapter 1202 It's Impossible to Eat Everything
Chapter 1202 It's Impossible to Eat Everything
The most famous example is that there was a foreigner who said that he would eat all over China within three months.
Not only Yang Song, but all the Chinese people laughed when they heard this.
"We didn't get angry because of the unreasonableness of that crooked nut, we just simply think that crooked nut is a poor little boy!"
Sure enough, it has been three years, and the crooked nuts are still in Sichuan.
Funny and generous.
In Huaxia, it is impossible for you to eat all over the country, even the whole city.
Yang Song has been shopping and eating in Los Angeles for so long, and his menu at Baifeng Pavilion is so thick, did you see him say that he has eaten all over Los Angeles?
Absolutely not.
China is a very magical place. The 5000-year-old civilization is extensive and profound, and it has a long history, which is fully reflected in the diet.
Even if it is the same dish, there are tens of thousands of different ways.
If nothing else, just order Jajangmyeon.
Someone said that there are as many recipes for Jajangmyeon as there are families.
The same is true for Yang Song's Hu spicy soup. Luocheng Hu spicy soup and Shenyang Hu spicy soup are definitely not the same taste.
However, if you want to say where the dishes have the most diverse tastes and the strongest innovation, it depends on the cafeteria.
Huaxia's canteen is definitely a master of dark cuisine.
Have you ever seen fried mooncakes with tomatoes, fried peppers with mooncakes, fried pineapples with tomatoes, fried watermelon with apples, watermelon pizza, braised glutinous rice balls, fried rice dumplings with garlic, fried grapes with corn...
They are all good dishes that both people and gods hate!
When Yang Song was invited to appear in the cafeteria of Chaoyang University, he was completely shocked when he saw the stew of crispy slices of tomato, orange and watermelon, stir-fried spicy strips with apple, egg and tomato, and stewed pumpkin with grape potato chips.
Sure enough, only you can't imagine the innovative power of the cafeteria uncles and aunts. There is absolutely nothing they can't do. How did they come up with these combinations?
As a judge of personal strength, Yang Song crushed many chefs and became famous in most of China's culinary art circles. He has more than 300 special dishes, which are enough to grill everything. He still can't imagine that the ingredients can be combined in this way.
"New classmate, is it your first time to eat? Auntie specially gave you a dessert, baked squid with strawberry and chocolate, come and try it, you are welcome!"
Yang Song: "..."
'I'm not being polite, I just want to die. '
"Young man, these dishes are relatively new. They sound scary, but they actually taste delicious. If you don't believe me, try them. You are a newcomer. This is a new dish. Try it!" The spoon in the aunt's hand was steady, not shaking .
Some classmates, who looked like old people at first glance, walked around directly without squinting.
"Classmates, don't you want to try it? Auntie said it's free!"
"Hehe, do you think we are still Mengxin who don't know how to live or die because of a momentary curiosity?"
Yang Song really wanted to find a mirror to take a picture: "Do I look like Mengxin?" '
It's been a long time since he graduated, okay?
"Did the young man come to study for a Ph. D.?" The aunt was very enthusiastic: "Today, there is an old godmother who fried dragon fruit. Do you want to try it? There are also stewed pork ribs with oranges. These are prepared for students from the south. I heard that they When I come here, I always feel homesick, so I put more fruits for them when cooking.”
In addition, there are orange fried rice, orange fried radish, orange fried cabbage...
Yang Song felt: "After eating these, they should be more homesick."
It's horrible here.
Looking around the entire cafeteria, it was difficult to see any normal dishes.
"It's also a university, why is Los Angeles University not like this?" Yang Song had deep doubts, and the situation was deeper.
Back then, fortunately, he didn't go to the Northeast to study in university because of his excitement.
Otherwise, he is likely to hold fried beans with pomegranate and cry while eating.
Situ Ran called Yang Song.
"Hey, Xiao Ran, you are suffering. The food in this school is really horrible." Yang Song used to dislike the two brothers and went to Tiezhu Gourmet to eat every day.
Now I suddenly understand.
As long as Situ Ran and Situ Qing don't have to go to the laboratory, they will go to Tiezhu Gourmet to stay.
The two of them even wrote papers at the dinner table, plus reading and studying.
Just to block Yang Song.
If you can't get stuck, just eat the food made by Gao Tiezhu, and it tastes good.
Yang Song still wanted to drive them away.
"Brother Song, we paid for this table." Situ Ran is the most treacherous boy: "Pay the full amount, 3000 yuan, and cover it for two months. Meals are not included."
"We can also talk about the topic to the younger students by the way."
There are enough reasons to drive away.
"Brother Song, did you go to a western restaurant? It's a creative restaurant, come out, it's scary there! We'll pick you up at Exit A."
Before Situ Ran and Situ Qing arrived, Yang Song was doubting his life with a big squid with shredded eggplant.
Is this shredded eggplant really edible?Why should eggplant be shredded?
Really want to make candied, you at least cooked the eggplant, why is this eggplant still raw?There's also squid stuffed in it?
It really doesn't look like something people can eat.
But Yang Song bought it involuntarily.
Looking up, it seems that as long as the people who go into the western restaurant come out, their faces are full of persecution.
They couldn't resist buying dark dishes.
Situ Ran and Situ Qing arrived.
"Brother Song, you don't know that this western restaurant is for those who have broken up in love, failed a course, have their papers rejected, lost their water cups and water cards, etc. It is to appease their fragile hearts that this creative restaurant exists."
"This restaurant also has a slogan, it's not about being sad, don't come in."
"In addition to those unlucky people, newcomers who don't know the situation will go in every year. Of course, there are some people who call people in to eat purely for pranks."
"This restaurant also uses psychology. Even if the people who go in resist, they will involuntarily buy a piece of food when they come out, and they can't help but taste it. It is said that eating the food in a western restaurant will make you feel sad and sad even if you don't Eliminate it, and it will be less than half."
"That's right, creative cuisine in western restaurants is called a placebo in psychology."
Yang Song: "Just this stuff, are you sure it's a placebo? Won't it make people want to live even more?"
His cognition as a chef has been destroyed to the point of doubting the world.
"Brother Song, did you buy it?"
Yang Song: "I refuse to answer this question."
"Then have you eaten?"
"I just tasted it." Yang Song took a sip, how could this taste be so unpalatable?Could it be hallucinations.
Then, he took another sip, which was even worse.
Yang Song doesn't believe in evil, what can be more unpalatable than a bite.
He took another sip, and this time it was so unpalatable that he almost threw up.
No, I really vomited.
As a chef, Yang Song actually vomited because of the unpalatable food.
This is also a rare experience.
We all know we have to work hard to make food taste good.
However, knowing how to make unpalatable dishes is also a good way to avoid unpalatable dishes and become delicious.
It's also a different way.
Just thinking about it, Yang Song accidentally took another bite.
(End of this chapter)