Chapter 202 Hey, wall-dong!
Chapter 202 Hey, wall-dong!
Chapter 202 Hey, wall-dong!
"Stop!" Jiang Bai was blocked by Jiang Xue in the corner, and Jiang Xue was still approaching step by step.
"What, are you scared? Why weren't you scared when you hid my homework?" Jiang Xue rolled her eyes.
Fortunately, I am witty, otherwise I would have been frightened by this guy.
As expected of me, Jiang Xiaoxue who is known as a genius!
"If you dare to be rough, I won't pay you back." Jiang Bai threatened.
"you dare?"
"You take those blank homework to deal with the teacher." Jiang Bai said to himself.
"Huh?" Jiang Xue took a step forward, obviously intending to use force.
"Why, I'm going to be rough if I can't say it? I'm not afraid of you if I'm rough, you want to jump up and hit my knee?" Jiang Bai looked at Jiang Xue, a little man, and smiled.
Jiang Xue brought a small chair over and stepped on it.
"It should be almost the same." Jiang Xue muttered.
"What are you mumbling about?" Jiang Bai was a little confused.
"Hmph." Jiang Xue ignored Jiang Bai's question and went about her own business.
Jiang Bai's ominous premonition is very heavy at this moment, and he doesn't know where it came from.
Although it was said that the prank was not successful and there were many twists and turns, but the playback volume must be high.
The audience likes this kind of plot, killing people, and then being killed back.
Jiang Xue, who didn't know what she was doing, stood on the chair again, Jiang Bai didn't care, and played with her.
Jiang Xue looked at Jiang Bai's calm look and smiled slightly.
Count three seconds silently.
"three."
"two."
"one."
Jiang Xue gave Jiang Bai a wall-dong directly!Jiang Bai looked at the pretty face close at hand.
I'm a little confused, how did this benefit come so suddenly.
The faces of the two were very close, nose to nose, eyes looking at each other.
"Crack!" Jiang Xue jumped out of the chair after hearing the sound, and contentedly took out the mobile phone that had just been filmed regularly.
"Jiang Bai, you said that I sent this photo to your girlfriend, would she think you have a tendency to smelt copper?" Jiang Xue chuckled and showed Jiang Bai the photo just now.
In the photo, Jiang Bai and Jiang Xue are extremely ambiguous, the tip of their nose touches the tip of their nose, Jiang Xue's face is flushed, she closes her eyes gently, and her delicate lips seem to be at the mercy of others.
If it was someone else, they might panic when they heard the news, but who is Jiang Bai?
And Jiang Xue doesn't seem to know that Jiang Bai's girlfriend is Lu Gu?
Lu Gu knows what kind of little witch Jiang Xue is. She grew up together, and Lu Gu knows almost everything Jiang Bai has experienced.
"Do you have my girlfriend's WeChat?" Jiang Bai asked.
"I took a picture of your girlfriend's WeChat before." Jiang Xue was very proud.
Let you trick me, have you forgotten who is the god of tricks!I'm the!
I could play you around when I was young, there's no reason I can't now.
"Oh, do you think this WeChat ID looks like a person?" Jiang Bai looked at Jiang Xue jokingly.
"Who?" It was nothing at first, but after hearing what Jiang Bai said, I suddenly felt like a person when I saw this WeChat account.
"Think about it again?"
"Lu Gu?!" Jiang Xue thought for a long time, and the only person who has a close relationship with Jiang Bai of the opposite sex and may become a boyfriend and girlfriend is Lu Gu.
"Yes." Jiang Bai looked at Jiang Xue with a smile.
"..." Jiang Xue was speechless, and Lu Gu also knew Jiang Xue's virtues, so he would not believe this photo at all.
Although it is said that Jiang Xue will not send it, it is just to scare Jiang Bai.
……
"Okay, is it even?"
"Not counting!" Jiang Xue said angrily.
Jiang Bai took Jiang Xue out to eat, and she still didn't forgive Jiang Bai in the car.
"What do you want to eat?"
"casual."
So the confused Jiang Xue was dragged by Jiang Bai to have sex...
Jiang Xue looked at these roadside stalls, feeling a little disgusted.
"You say whatever you want, I haven't eaten for a long time." Jiang Bai licked his lips, feeling a little greedy.
To be honest, these barbecues are really fragrant, and even Jiang Xue, who is more disgusted, smells these barbecues and her stomach growls.
"What sound?" Jiang Bai knelt down and put his ear close to Jiang Xue's stomach.
"The sound of your child kicking my stomach." Jiang Xue continued walking with a dark face.
"Don't spit blood!" Jiang Bai hurried to catch up.
Looking at the snack street in front of him, Jiang Bai is full of memories.
"It's okay to eat without doing anything." Jiang Bai casually found a barbecue stall and sat down, asking Jiang Xue to order.
Anyway, the taste of barbecue is similar, it is nothing more than a combination of cumin powder and pepper and salt.
But that's it, it's Jiang Bai's favorite!
After the barbecue was on the table, Jiang Bai felt that it was a wrong decision for Jiang Xue to order it.
Jiang Bai looked at Jiang Xue with a dark face: "Chives?"
"uh-huh?"
"kidney?"
"Correct."
"Okra."
"Well, my order is good, right?" Jiang Xue asked for credit.
"Do you think I look like such a weak person, why all the kidney tonic?!" Jiang Bai gritted his teeth.
No one can doubt him, not even a little girl!
Jiang Xue looked at him innocently: "What is tonifying the kidney?"
Only then did Jiang Bai realize that Jiang Xue was still young.
"Nothing." Jiang Bai covered his face and shook his head, feeling that Niu Niu is going to explode tonight.
Fuck brothers, ollie give!
It is said that the Huaguo barbecue stall is really not very clean, but it is not good if it is too clean.
Neon is a country that loves cleanliness. Once a friend of Neon came to China for a trip and came to the snack street after smelling the smell.
After eating a few skewers of barbecue, he fainted on the spot and was taken to gastric lavage.
The hospital's explanation is that it is usually too clean, and it will cause serious discomfort when it comes into contact with unclean things.
If it is too clean, the immunity will not be high. Unlike the people of Huaguo, it is not a problem for one person to eat a bag of barbecue.
During the period, a few bottles of snowflakes will be added to brave the world.
This is physique, which cannot be compared at all.
"It's okay." Jiang Xue ate happily.
"Isn't it dirty?"
"If you don't do anything clean, you won't get sick if you eat it."
When he got home, Jiang Bai was thinking that he should take Jiang Xue to the amusement park tomorrow, because Jiang Xue had to go home the day after tomorrow.
There are still two days left and I can't take Lu Gu on a city tour, there is not enough time.
Next time, don't be careless on a first date.
Jiang Bai first settled Jiang Xue's trip to the amusement park tomorrow, and he first sent a WeChat message to Brother Cong, the director of Shanghai Amusement Park.
I left a WeChat message when I was filming the business list before, and the video of the business list was also very popular.
So Brother Cong's response is still very enthusiastic.
"Brother Cong, I will go to your amusement park tomorrow." Jiang Bai just sent a message to inform Brother Cong.
If you go to play on other people's territory, you must notify them.
"Call me when we arrive. I'll pick you up." Brother Cong replied enthusiastically.
The last video was very popular, and Jiang Bai's popularity is also very high at the moment.
Although Brother Cong's enthusiasm was beyond Jiang Bai's expectations, Jiang Bai would not be so stupid as to let the big boss pick him up.
Saying to pick it up is to give you face, but really let others pick it up, that is a fool.
"No, I'll just go in by myself then." Jiang Bai replied.
"it is good."
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Two hundred chapters, I can actually write two hundred chapters.
As expected of me (proud)
(End of this chapter)
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